January 2012
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20 Creative Living Ideas for 2012 →
Starting a new year is a great way to re-focus on yourself and your own creativity. We’ve asked many working creatives about some of the things that they do every day to stay creative, and here is what they came up with. Like the list? Download this free desktop wallpaper as a way to constantly remember these tips (and knock off #5 while you’re at it).
December 2011
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April 2011
1 post
February 2011
4 posts
If my claims of happiness are true, then why am I drinking so much?
Hmmmm.
January 2011
1 post
Boy, I just hate it when the shiny-newness wears off.
September 2010
1 post
April 2010
2 posts
I have the feeling that I may be in love. THAT is a dangerous business, and I’m freaking out.
Maunderer has a crush. A BIG one.
And oh my, that boy can kiss!
February 2010
17 posts
My new shoes have rounded toes and thick heels. I feel like a BRATZ doll when I wear them.
I may be just a trifle old for that kinda feeling.
Beatles - Here Comes the Sun
I’m going to have a nice day today, and I don’t need you to draw me a happy face to make it happen.
Life of a Single Girl
Who needs thrust when you’ve got vibration?
(Plus there’s no pee on the toilet seat.)
Being a drama queen doesn’t make you royalty.
I know that you’re lying, and you know that I know you’re lying.
But you do it anyway.
Which makes you a douchebag and a liar.
What she did and what she should have done were two entirely different things.
Maunderer Likes
having the whole bed to herself, and she doesn’t miss the belching and farting either.
Honor?
Okay, I’m confused. Which part of your “I want to honor you for Valentine’s Day” is supposed to get me all hot and bothered? Surely, it’s not the honoring, is it?
‘Cause I’m pretty sure that whole bit is reserved for your father and mother.
I was outside shoveling the walks, feeling sad that I had to do it alone. Then I remembered that I would have done it myself anyway, even if he was here, and I wasn’t sad anymore.
It doesn't matter if you're 3 or 43
me: and then i listened to my mother for an hour.
him: oh, fun
me: it was excruciating.
him: daily dose of guilt?
me: yes, please, with a side of fries.
him: oooh, fries.
me: doesn't make it any better with fries. a milkshake perhaps...
him: yeah, maybe.
him: i figured since you let the unworthy bf go, she'd lay off ya a bit... no chance, huh?
me: no, she's still worried.
him: worried? about?
me: oh, what doesn't she worry about?
Maunderer on Re-dating
No, you can’t have “right of first refusal.” If I wanted to date you again, I wouldn’t have broken up with you in the first place.
“If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to serve as a...”
– Catherine Aird
52books:
Wilson Pickett - Hey Jude (The Beatles...
