| me: | and then i listened to my mother for an hour. |
| him: | oh, fun |
| me: | it was excruciating. |
| him: | daily dose of guilt? |
| me: | yes, please, with a side of fries. |
| him: | oooh, fries. |
| me: | doesn't make it any better with fries. a milkshake perhaps... |
| him: | yeah, maybe. |
| him: | i figured since you let the unworthy bf go, she'd lay off ya a bit... no chance, huh? |
| me: | no, she's still worried. |
| him: | worried? about? |
| me: | oh, what doesn't she worry about? |
